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Joke of the Day

"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, ""Keep Frozen."""

"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."

"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too."

"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."