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Joke of the Day

"Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"

"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."

"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."

"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."

"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"

"There's a couple flies in my room... I'm trying to sleep and they're bugging me."

"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"