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Joke of the Day

"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? ""Bison"""

"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."

"If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European."

"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"""If you work hard, you can break barriers."" - Kim Kardashian West (genuine quote)"

"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."