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Joke of the Day

"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."

"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar. Then she gave me a blow job in her office."

"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."

"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."

"Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too."

"Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub."

"My son has developed orange and white stripes on his body... Doctors have put him on a course of nemotherapy."