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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"
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"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."
"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"
"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."
"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"