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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game? Well, the Shiite hit the fan. Sorry if it's a repost. :p"

"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."

"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"

"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."

"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"

"Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!"

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."

"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""