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Joke of the Day
"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
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"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit."
"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"
"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"
"If Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Justin Bieber were in an elevator with me and I only had two bullets, I would... ..wonder why I didn't bring a fucking gun!"