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Joke of the Day
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."
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"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"
"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."
"There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately I'd say it's a hot topic."
"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."
"Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0"
"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."
"How do all races end in the desert? In a cacti!"