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Joke of the Day

"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."

"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."

"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."

"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""

"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"