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Joke of the Day

"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."

"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"

"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"

"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"

"Little known fact: Arizona's state flower is pavement."

"Static methods won't get this"

"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"

"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"

"Giraffes can never be successful comedians... Their humor goes way over your head. "

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"