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Joke of the Day

"The rape advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently ""How do I stop them from blowing a rape whistle?"" wasn't a valid question"

"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"

"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"

"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"

"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"

"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."

"If I get nervous for a date, I just imagine the guy in his underpants, sitting on my couch for the next 40 years, & suddenly I'm annoyed"