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Joke of the Day
"Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!"
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"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"
"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."
"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"
"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"
"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"
"*Approaches a guy reading ""Catch Me If You Can""* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans."