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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."
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"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"
"A man walks into a bar. The impact gave him a concussion."
"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."
"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""
"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."
"""Your mom is over capacity."" - me under my breath to twitter a second ago"