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Joke of the Day

"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"

"A vegan, a priest, & a rabbi walk into a bar. The vegan pretty much just blabs on & on about how he's a vegan for the next hour. The end."

"""...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..."" They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*"

"This joke tops everything. This joke everything."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."

"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("

"Alpha Kenny Body Say it fast, slut."

"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"

"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."

"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."