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Joke of the Day
"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"
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"Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction."
"I was on a date last night and the girl said my breath smells like fire. I said, ""yeah, I ate my mixtape."""
"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."
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"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs."
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"The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."