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Joke of the Day

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."

"I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said ""I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"""

"I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght. I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum."

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."

"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition."