185997
Joke of the Day
"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."
Next Joke
"I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt."
"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"
"I didn't know why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and bigger But then it hit me."
"You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'? What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*"
"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."
"Did you know, that we eat more bananas than monkeys? Last year the UK ate 76,500,000 bananas and only 6 monkeys."
"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."
"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."
"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."