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Joke of the Day
"50 cent just escaped from jail... They just call him loose change now."
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"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"Running your mouth is not cardio."
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
"I don't think of women as just nice tits, a sweet ass, a pretty face or any single one of their parts... ... I think of them as a hole."
"I saw the strangest thing ever today. I threw a sausage off the pier and some blind man jumped in after it, then when he reappeared out of the water, he had transformed into a Labrador."
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."