119618
Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
Next Joke
"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."
"I got two front teeth for Christmas! I have no idea who they belong to."
"How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!"
"Remember ""pantsing"" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants"
"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"
"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."
"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"