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Joke of the Day

"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."

"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"

"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."

"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."

"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""

"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."

"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."