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Joke of the Day
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
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"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."
"My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast."
"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."
"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"
"an optimist, a pessimist, and a nihilist live in a shared apartment. dah- dum -- crash!"
"My niece was the victim of demonic possession FOR THE SECOND TIME. She was repossessed."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."
"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."