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Joke of the Day
"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."
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"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."
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"Autocorrect changed ""stranger"" to ""strangler"" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that."
"What kind of currency do astronauts use in space? Starbucks"
"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."
"My dick is like an airplane MH17"
"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"
"Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing."