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Joke of the Day
"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."
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"I really wanted to watch Jurassic World this weekend but... Life...uh...got in the way."
"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."
"Ok son, the bad news is, your dog died while u were at school. The good news however, I found a vape pen in a tree mmmm onion flavor"
"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad."
"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"
"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
"What do you call a German with a cold?"
"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."