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Joke of the Day
"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."
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"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"
"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."
"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."
"What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet? A Peter Parker"
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""
"Two baby seals walk into a club..."
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"What do you call an animal that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."