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Joke of the Day
"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."
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"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."
"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"
"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"
"I'm no master of suspense, but..."
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"Why did 6 break up with 7? Because 7 ate 9 out"
"[Updates Christian Mingle bio] ""Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first"" ""You have 999 new matches"""