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Joke of the Day

"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."

"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"

"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"

"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"

"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."

"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"

"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."

"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"