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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."

"Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? It never gets pass the noose."

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"I want my tombstone to just say ""You should see the other guy"" on it"