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Joke of the Day
"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."
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"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"
"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"A small tattoo I'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas."
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"