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Joke of the Day

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"

"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"The big bang by Dina Mite"

"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."

"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"

"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."

"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."