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Joke of the Day

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""

"Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"

"Sometimes I think I have ADD, if I try to...... Turtle."