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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"I went for a job at NASA yesterday. Everything was going well until they asked me what my ambitions were. I replied, ""The sky's the limit!"" and they told me to fuck off!"

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another."

"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"

"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."

"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"