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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""

"Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway."

"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Their peckers are on their face!"

"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."

"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."

"I got 99 problems... 100 of them are related to my inability to count."

"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"

"What happens when ducks fly upside down?? They quack up"