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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."

"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."

"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""

"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"

"Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals"

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"

"I'm 20 years old, and my SO is 9 months pregnant."

"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."