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Joke of the Day

"The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox"

"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."

"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation world record? Eventually he pulled it off!"

"What do you call a pessimistic black man? Niggative."

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."