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Joke of the Day

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"A man took his family to the zoo The only animal in the zoo was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"The gang's all here A horse, a blonde, a redneck, a priest, a rabbi, and the president all walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting injected with tetanus."

"How do you make a cat go ""Woof!""? Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)"

"First 20 minutes driving through farm country: ""Isn't this pretty?"" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*"

"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."

"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."