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Joke of the Day

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? ""You said 'without shins,' right?"""

"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees."

"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"

"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."