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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
Next Joke
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"
"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."
"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."
"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."
"How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry."
"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."
"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"