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Joke of the Day

"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"

"I just bought some presents for my epileptic girlfriend's birthday Just a few small gifts, nothing too flashy."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"Now playing: With Myself."

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