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Joke of the Day

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"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."

"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"

"Copper is highly conductive of electricity. Does that make it ""powermetal?"""

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"I'm teaching 7 it's ok for a man to cry, & it's also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider."

"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."

"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"

"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"