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Joke of the Day

"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"My job is top secret Even i dont know what im doing"

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"

"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"

"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."

"I love it when corporations have a sassy ""human"" Twitter presence, like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel."

"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"