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Joke of the Day
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton survive a capsized boat. Who drowns? The boat."
"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."
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"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"
"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."
"A man walks up to God and asks him, ""Are you an ass man or a titties man?"" God replies, ""I'm a soul man."""
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."
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"I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the '10 items or less' checkout line."