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Joke of the Day

"If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in ""The Shining"" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift."

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"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."
"Did you know 94% of Fords are still on the road? The other 6% made it home."
"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"
"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"