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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."

"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."

"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"

"What happened to the ice cube? It came straight outta Compton's glass."

"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."

"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"

"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"

"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"