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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
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"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."
"My granddad has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo."
"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"
"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"
"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."
"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""
"So I'm reading that ""twerking"" and ""selfie"" have been added to the dictionary. ""Future"" and ""optimism"" have been removed..."
"I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair."