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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
Next Joke
"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."
"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."
"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."
"If I could have sex with any historical figure it would be Marie Antoinette. I hear she gives good head."