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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Fiber One bars? Apparently nobody gives a shit."
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"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."
"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"
"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"
"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."
"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."
"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."