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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""

"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"

"When I got my license they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I said ""I don't own an organ""."

"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"

"An oldie for the road This randomly popped into my head at work and as I started saying it, my boss finished it. *Twats* that? I *cunt* hear you. *Tits* okay. I'll *finger* it out later."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? The difference is in a police car all the pricks are on the inside"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything"

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."