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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""

"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."

"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."

"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"

"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."

"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."

"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"

"this beer contains chemicals known to the state of california to cause ice cold refreshment"

"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."

"What is any guy's dream first job? A blowjob"