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Joke of the Day
"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
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"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."
"If God is always watching... ...then one day, while masturbating, I'm gonna look that motherfucker straight in the eye and finish like a boss."
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"