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Joke of the Day
"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
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"The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face"
"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."
"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"
"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"
"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"
"my life thats it thats the joke"