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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
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"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."
"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""
"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."
"I've lost so many friends to babies."
"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."
"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."
"What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow? You stop milking the cow after ten years."
"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"
"I've been waiting all year to post this this"