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"I've been waiting all year to post this this"
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"[Murderer in the middle of murdering me] Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while I'm murdering you I mean really"
"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."
"Autocarrot sucks!"
"When a woman breast feeds in public it's called natural, but when I do it, the woman calls the cops."
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."
"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"
"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"
"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"