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"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"
"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"