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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow? You stop milking the cow after ten years."

"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."

"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."

"Did you hear about the water that evaporated? It will be mist."

"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."