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Joke of the Day
"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""
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"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."
"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"
"""I came, I saw, I left."" - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop."
"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""
"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."