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Joke of the Day

"I've lost so many friends to babies."

"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."

"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."

"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."

"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"

"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."

"I consider myself to be a ""political atheist"" because I don't believe anything politicians say."