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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."

"[Ouija Board] ""Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets"" You'll die soon ""OMG HOW"" Hold on I have another call"

"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"

"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"

"A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer... Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should? A: Stick its bill up its ass."

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"

"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"