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Joke of the Day
"My coworker loses her keycard so much she just legally changed her name to Guest Badge."
Next Joke
"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"
"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"
"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"
"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"
"A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees... (nsfw, I guess) ... a dog licking its balls. He says ""I wish I could do that"" and the bartender say ""Give him a biscuit, he might let you."""
"My idiot friend wanted to get into porn. He heard that the camera adds ten pounds."
"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."
"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."